The wonderful thing about rabbitjokers
Is rabbitjokers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
The bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about rabbitjokers is
I'm the only one

The wonderful thing about rabbitjokers
Is rabbitjokers are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about rabbitjokers is
I'm the only one

rabbitjokers are cuddly fellows
rabbitjokers are awfully sweet
Everyone else is jealous
That's why I repeat
The wonderful thing about rabbitjokers
Is rabbitjokers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about rabbitjokers is
I'm the only one
IIIIIII'mmmmmm the only one!